I definitely don’t do half of the housework. And it’s not that I do more. I think the Holderness family dad is hot. He can sing and does Crossfit. And is not cheesy at all. I never take off my wedding ring, but I seldom wear my engagement ring because I don’t have much of an […]
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WOW I Must Be LUCKY!
This list is called: Reasons It Totally Doesn’t SUCK that I’m Stuck Wearing the #$&%! Defibrillator Vest for Another Two Months: Interesting tan lines, come June. I get to explain to more people that no, the fat chick wearing a heart monitor actually didn’t have a heart attack. So pass the (unsalted) fries. I’m lucky to […]
Advice, Gosh Darn It
Last week at an indoor water park, I lost the giant black mumu very stylish cover-up that I had just purchased. I put the cover-up down on a railing, went to do something with my younger kid, came back, and it was GONE. *horror*. My flip flops were still there. This was not acceptable. I was now essentially walking around […]
Let Her Sleep
No, really. Ask my kids who they want taking care of whatever (insignificant little) problem they have at 2 AM. It’s not Mommy. Cause Mommy is a total biotch if you wake her up. Hi, I’m Meg, and I am a complete harpee without sleep. A year ago I was fine, and now I’m happily […]
The Greatest Story Ever Told
So, leave it to the BBC to perfectly sum up how I understand Christmas. I know, those Brits are always so warm and fuzzy. Not. I love this: Vicar of Dibley, aside from being a funny and intelligent TV show starring the incomparable Dawn French, has pretty much nailed my entire understanding of religion in one quick monologue, flanked by vulgar […]
Why Blogging Feels Dumb and Why I Do It Anyway
It was a pathetic joke that Barney blogged on How I Met Your Mother. And that was how many years ago? The “actual” Barney Stinson Blog is here, and it’s fun. But I’m still mad about how that show ended. Boo, HIMYM! From August 2008 to April 2013 I published 294 blog posts at LaFamigliaD. Today, […]
Dear NFL: REALLY?
So can we talk about the NFL? Sorry, I must be on the wrong blog…*door slam* Can we talk about why they think it’s totally forgivable for their players to beat up people smaller than themselves? Wait. Isn’t that everybody? But really, NFL? Really? Carolina Panther Greg Hardy was finally dropped this month, after being convicted of assaulting […]
Posto Numero Uno
That sounds about right. So here we have post #1. Don’t worry, I’ve been writing through most of August. There’s more than this. Maybe even today, if you’re good. This pathetic little paragraph punctuated by dinosaur cartoons is not all I’ve got, so my vast audience of devoted readers need not fear. The first post on a blog […]